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Sageworks®’ Elite Massage Membership
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The Grand Design/Terms
- Dues are charged monthly on your enrollment date.
- You may cancel anytime (but why would you?).
- Your Illuminati privileges are yours alone, to share them is forbidden. 👽
- Unused massages do not accumulate.
- The normal 50% no-show / last minute cancellation fee still applies.
To use: Book your sessions online as normal. After your massage, your session fee will be magically waived.