Join the Illuminati

Sageworks®’ Elite Massage Membership

Behold, the illuminati has unveiled itself! 

This offer and page may vanish anytime.  

1hr Session

A Month
$ 89/mo
Adtl. massages only $65

1.5hr Session

A Month
$ 134/mo
Adtl. massages only $98

2hr Session

A Month
$ 178/mo
Adtl. massages only $130

The Grand Design/Terms

  • Dues are charged monthly on your enrollment date.
  • You may cancel anytime (but why would you?).
  •  Your Illuminati privileges are yours alone, to share them is forbidden. 👽
  • Unused massages do not accumulate.
  • The normal 50% no-show / last minute cancellation fee still applies. 


To use: Book your sessions online as normal. After your massage, your session fee will be magically waived.