Join the Illuminati
Sageworks®’ Elite Massage Membership
Behold, the illuminati has unveiled itself!
A membership offering this unreal perk: The cost of one massage grants you two each month.
✨ This offer and page may vanish anytime. ✨
Two 1hr SessionsA Month
Two 1.5hr SessionsA Month
Two 2hr SessionsA Month
The Grand Design/Terms
You get 2 massages per month (for the price of one).
Dues are charged monthly on your enrollment date.
You may cancel anytime (but why would you?).
Your Illuminati privileges are yours alone, to share them is forbidden. 👽
Unused massages do not accumulate.
The normal 50% no-show / last minute cancellation fee still applies.
To use: Book your sessions online as normal. After your massage, your session fee will be magically waived.